I’m going to my grandma’s tomorrow and I’m bringing Cards Against Humanity and I can’t wait to play Cards Against Humanity with my grandma.
Rub yourself on someone who wants glitter on them less than you do. Glitter naturally clings to the surface on which it is least welcome.
why does my body keep producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot
bae: come over ;)
me: i cant im in music class
bae: im horny…
my dad doesn’t just say “panic at the disco” my dad YELLS “PANIC!!!” then waits a few seconds and quietly adds “…at the disco” and I appreciate his dedication to punctuation
he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
DO YOU EVER MISS PEOPLE THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
LIKE “WOW THAT PUNK GUY WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF ME IN THE LINE FOR THAT TOUR AND WE SHARED A LAUGH, MAN THAT GUY WAS COOL I MISS HIM”
IS THAT JUST ME OR DO OTHER PEOPLE DO THAT TOO
With 12 notes I have verified that, in fact, other people do this too
Thank you I dont feel so alone now